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navver

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Re: 3 things game

Post by navver on Sun 30 Jun 2013, 10:51 pm

Bicycle

Ride it
Turn it upside down in a power cut so the dynamo lights the room
Fall off it on the way home from the pub

Hammer
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Phoenix
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Re: 3 things game

Post by Phoenix on Sun 30 Jun 2013, 10:57 pm

Bicycle.

Give to Cazz numbers for entertainment value.  
To get home from pub without losing licence, could be entertaining.lol! 
Use to stop traffic, throw it into the road. There was an old local character that used to do this.affraid He used to then walk out and pick it up and finish crossing the road.Laughing 

Sack Barrow.
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Phoenix
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Re: 3 things game

Post by Phoenix on Sun 30 Jun 2013, 10:59 pm

Sorry Navver stick with your choice. 

Hammer.
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Tow Itch
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Location : Leigh Gtr Manchester

Re: 3 things game

Post by Tow Itch on Sun 30 Jun 2013, 11:11 pm

navver wrote:Bicycle

Ride it
Turn  it upside down in a power cut so the dynamo lights the room
Fall off it on the way home from the pub

Hammer

So upset was going to make a comment about you being posh and from the South. How us Northern types would have said about using a bycicle to drag a line and lure for whippets. Just looked on Youtube. I can't find any film of the activity.
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mishabgt

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Location : Ipswich

Re: 3 things game

Post by mishabgt on Mon 01 Jul 2013, 1:44 pm

Hammer

1. Hit stuff with it
2. Throw it (may result in number 1!)
3. Use it as an 80's timepiece (it will always be Hammer time!)  

Traffic Cone
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mike
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Re: 3 things game

Post by mike on Mon 01 Jul 2013, 2:59 pm

mishabgt wrote:Hammer

1. Hit stuff with it
2. Throw it (may result in number 1!)
3. Use it as an 80's timepiece (it will always be Hammer time!)  

Traffic Cone

Annoy motorist
a hat
upside down for a funnel

dvd disk
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Tow Itch
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Re: 3 things game

Post by Tow Itch on Mon 01 Jul 2013, 3:51 pm

DVD Disc

Coaster
Emergency Heliograph
Use the case to scrape ice off your car windscreen.




Coffee Grinder
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Helen
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Re: 3 things game

Post by Helen on Wed 03 Jul 2013, 7:21 am

Grind coffee Very Happy 
Grind nuts
crush biscuits for a cheescake base


Tweezers
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Phoenix
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Re: 3 things game

Post by Phoenix on Wed 03 Jul 2013, 8:10 pm

Tweezers

Plucking.
Removing splinters.
Holding small things.

Borescope.lol!

navver

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Re: 3 things game

Post by navver on Wed 03 Jul 2013, 9:12 pm

Boroscope

Shove it up your  
Find something you lost down the drain
Have a look inside your car cylinders

Sawdust
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Phoenix
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Re: 3 things game

Post by Phoenix on Wed 03 Jul 2013, 9:28 pm

Sawdust

Make fire logs
Use to absorb spilt liquids.
Put in compost bin.


Nail
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Helen
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Re: 3 things game

Post by Helen on Thu 04 Jul 2013, 1:07 am

Hang things off

mend stuff

secure the lid on that box from a few answers back where I was burying someone What a Face 




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navver

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Re: 3 things game

Post by navver on Thu 04 Jul 2013, 2:26 pm

Beating errant children
Beating errant wives
Hooking round the leg of errant wives and children trying to escape to trip them

Tights
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mike
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Re: 3 things game

Post by mike on Thu 04 Jul 2013, 4:26 pm

navver wrote:Beating errant children
Beating errant wives
Hooking round the leg of errant wives and children trying to escape to trip them

Tights

Hanging lippy husband
strangling lippy husband
straining paint

dustbin

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Helen
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Re: 3 things game

Post by Helen on Thu 04 Jul 2013, 8:36 pm

Put rubbish in

put body in affraid 

Burn rubbish (make sure it's an old metal one)

Thimble


navver

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Re: 3 things game

Post by navver on Thu 04 Jul 2013, 9:30 pm

Thimble

Measuring whisky for someone you dont like
Sewing
Collecting

Vinegar
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Phoenix
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Re: 3 things game

Post by Phoenix on Thu 04 Jul 2013, 10:22 pm

Vinegar

pickling things
sticking salt to chips
cleaning chrome and stainless


Feather Duster.
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Caz1960

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Re: 3 things game

Post by Caz1960 on Thu 04 Jul 2013, 11:45 pm

dust the cobwebs of said bike ( not in use)
tickle stick
stick in garden and watch birds attack it


file
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Phoenix
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Re: 3 things game

Post by Phoenix on Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:17 pm

File

Put in   for jail break.
Tidying up toe nails.affraid 
Keeping paperwork in order.

Catapult.

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